Uhm… I’m not even sure where to begin…

This was actually written as a joke for this blog but if this had been real I probably would have died a little on the inside. 

The contents of this status are enough to make any decent role player cringe and the spelling is atrocious. Also…what is luv?…I just don’t understand why someone would want to shorten a 4-letter-word and make it sound retarded. 

What I find even more ridiculous is that someone would extend the simple word screw and make it shcrew. That is simply unacceptable and as I write this, I wince as I see the zigzag red line underneath all these inglorious made up spellings. My advice to anyone who could make a typo like that is to purchase a dictionary. 

Also, I remember encountering a similar comment on my profile not too long ago which went along those lines. It is sad to think that there are really people out there who have made statuses like that. Don’t be like them, learn grammar my dear Hetalians otherwise you might find yourself appearing in this blog.